Alea Speaks: 2

It's been a while since I've posted some funny quotes by the mini comedian I live with, so I thought I'd entertain you a little with my daughter's crazy little antics. There's never a dull moment with a toddler around, that's for sure. I mean, seriously, where do they come up with these things?


--"Do you know what make strawberries red? Apples do!"

--"No, your a present mommy. Cuz you saved my life!"

--"Are you still crying about your little coupon mommy?"

--"Mama, I don't understand dada either."

--"You think that lady with those shoes is peeing on the potty too?"
(Yes, she said this in a public restroom about the lady in the stall next to us using the facilities.)

--Me: "Yes you can play a game on my phone, but only on one condition." Alea: "No, mommy, 5 conditions!"

--Cory: "Go Alea! You're free! Alea: "No daddy, I TWO!"

--"I have to stay downstairs forever because I so itchy."

--"I going to see Mickey with you mommy, but I just want to hug Toy Story, not the Shark (from Finding Nemo) because he don't have hands."

--"I see Santa was at the gas station. He had to get some gas for his sled."

--"Alea you need a bigger butt to hold up your pants." "No! I already have a butt!"

You can see the first edition of Alea Speaks HERE.