--"Do you know what make strawberries red? Apples do!"
--"No, your a present mommy. Cuz you saved my life!"
--"Are you still crying about your little coupon mommy?"
--"Mama, I don't understand dada either."
--"You think that lady with those shoes is peeing on the potty too?"
(Yes, she said this in a public restroom about the lady in the stall next to us using the facilities.)
--Me: "Yes you can play a game on my phone, but only on one condition." Alea: "No, mommy, 5 conditions!"
--Cory: "Go Alea! You're free! Alea: "No daddy, I TWO!"
--"I have to stay downstairs forever because I so itchy."
--"I going to see Mickey with you mommy, but I just want to hug Toy Story, not the Shark (from Finding Nemo) because he don't have hands."
--"I see Santa was at the gas station. He had to get some gas for his sled."
--"Alea you need a bigger butt to hold up your pants." "No! I already have a butt!"
You can see the first edition of Alea Speaks HERE.