January 28, 2013

Bloggers Fart, too


You know what I think is funny? Bloggers fart. Yeah, you don't have to go back and reread that 5 times, I really did just say "fart" on this blog. It's kinda funny though, isn't it? Now before you start thinking of me as an immature kindergartner snickering at the word "fart," here me out:

Bloggers typically put on a pretty good front. We post our best pictures, edit out our zits, proofread our posts, and generally just put our best foot forward. So, sometimes when I sit down and remember that us bloggers are real people with real bodily functions, it just makes me laugh.

Now I highly doubt that us bloggers are going to regress as a species and start showing our worst pictures and talking about those bodily functions, next time you're reading a post by your blogging idol who has the most perfect pictures and those feelings of jealousy and inadequacy start sinking in, just remember: that blogger farts, too.

Here's to farting bloggers & keeping it real guys!


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29 comments:

  1. hahaha... how true, that we really do put the best of us out there and make it appear that we have it way more together than we really do sometimes.

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  2. Love this oh man died laughing!

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  3. this is probably the best and most honest approach to the "bloggers are human" post i've ever seen. and yes we do fart. especially when we are pregnant yo. jeez! :)

    love it!
    xoxo

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  4. i poop too. occasionally.

    -- dysfunctionaleverafter.com

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  5. I love you for posting this. I mean, I loved you before. But now, I really know it's love. ;) We also pee while talking to each other! haha.

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  6. Oh my gosh, this post make me laugh so hard!!
    So true, such a funny post, such a great reminder and the picture is just perfect!!

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  7. *SNORT!*

    I totally think there should be more 'not so together' posts though. Life ain't all sunshine and roses!

    I also admit to starting a blog post while on the can. There you have it.

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  8. Hahaha This made me laugh! Great reminder! :)

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  9. Haha, love this! It's so true! Thanks for reminding us all of this :)

    xo, gina

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  10. haha OH my gosh, how I love this so. ;)

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  11. This is adorable! You just made my day!

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  12. This is funny! I love the picture too :)

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  13. lolololololol this post is fantastic. Great start to my morning - thanks so much :) xo

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  14. Duuuuude. That totally made me spit. And snort.

    And um, I don't fart. Just ask my husband. He will totally attest to that.

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  15. Rest assured, I def. fart....and poop occasionally....though I must also share, both equally smell like roses :) lol

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  16. I fart all the time. Like seriously. I think it's a problem. ;)

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  17. No clue how I missed this post...But, what a PERFECT way to put it!

    Add this post to the list of reason why I absolutely adore you!

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