You know what I think is funny? Bloggers fart. Yeah, you don’t have to go back and reread that 5 times, I really did just say “fart” on this blog. It’s kinda funny though, isn’t it? Now before you start thinking of me as an immature kindergartner snickering at the word “fart,” here me out:
Bloggers typically put on a pretty good front. We post our best pictures, edit out our zits, proofread our posts, and generally just put our best foot forward. So, sometimes when I sit down and remember that us bloggers are real people with real bodily functions, it just makes me laugh.
Now I highly doubt that us bloggers are going to regress as a species and start showing our worst pictures and talking about those bodily functions, next time you’re reading a post by your blogging idol who has the most perfect pictures and those feelings of jealousy and inadequacy start sinking in, just remember: that blogger farts, too.
Here’s to farting bloggers & keeping it real guys!