Tank: The Printed Palette | Pants: Old Navy | Shoes: TOMS
Photos by Landon Michael Photography
I would… have to tuck tags because there’s no way in heck I have enough clothes in my closet to keep you people interested all day everyday. Like seriously? How do fashion bloggers even afford it?
I wouldn’t… ever wear heals. Because I hate heals. And I never wear them in the first place. If you ever see me wearing heals in a WIWW post and I’m not at a wedding or prom, tell me to knock it off before I fall on my face.
I would… make a complete fool of myself. If you’ve seen any of my outfit posts, you know that I’m already pretty good at making a fool of myself, but if I were to call myself a “legit” fashion blogger– that statement alone would be foolish. Chelsea and fashion just do not go together.
I wouldn’t… be good at making those serious, sultry facial expressions. I kind of just look like a big goober if I even attempt an expression other than a big huge cheesy grin.
I would… always sport a big huge cheesy grin.
I would… never know what to write under all of my silly outfit photos. I would literally run out of things to say and my outfit posts would become “This is what I’m wearing. Isn’t it cute. I like clothes.”
I wouldn’t… look presentable often enough to take photos every single day. There’s no way. I’m lucky if I get some mascara on and pile my hair in a messy bun, let alone take a shower everyday. For serious.
I will… however, continue to post “outfit” posts and I will continue to shop my closet for these outfits. Sharing what I’m wearing with you guys holds me accountable to look presentable at least one day a week and I’m sure Cory appreciates that. And these posts also help me get creative while I scour my closet for some sort of crazy combination of garments I haven’t worn yet.
There’s just no way I could do the outfit thang everyday. I truly envy those that do 🙂
My Favorite Fashion Blogs:
1. The Daybook Blog
2. The Adored Life
3. Olive & Ivy
Linking up with Lena B Actually & The Pleated Poppy, dear abby leigh + rae gun ramblings, style elixir, because shanna said so, Kiwi Women’s Style, A Dose of Paige, DC in Style & Two Thirty-Five Designs!
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I laughed so much through this! And I agree with like every stinkin’ one of em.
Coming from a lady who does call herself a fashion blogger:
I re-wear a lot of items, mix things up all the time, and I’m also on a tiny budget. Hello, starving artist! For me it’s all about taking good care of clothes so they last as long as possible, and then mixing it up…a lot. And then a lot of clothing swaps an thrifting.
And I hope that I at least have something somewhat entertaining to write underneath….maybe? sometimes? Okay, at least occassionaly.
Cheers!
Joanna
http://www.ModaMamaBlog.com
I have what I would call a healthy amount of clothes. But I have my outfit staples, I pretty much wear the same blouses with the same pants. I need to learn how to mix it up!
*checking out your blog today..
Ashley Leona
leonalovely.com
I would be pretty similar to you! Also, I love that tank!
I feel you on this post for sure. a.) I’m just not that into fashion, gimme a tank and jeans every day of the week and I’m good and b.) I don’t have anywhere near enough stuff to justify a WIW post even monthly that would be interesting enough to keep people reading! LOL!
I don’t do heels either. I have worn them a handful of times and almost always bought a new pair so I just went through my shoe collection and got rid of all of my heels except the pair I wore when I got married. Otherwise they all went, I knew I was never going to wear them again because I can barely walk in flats much less a heel. You are adorable and much more fashionable than me!
Haha! I feel the same way, Chelsea. Enjoyed giggling through your post.
Ha ha ha, I hear ya! I only have two pants that I wear, and about five different tanks. Well, they are really all the same, just different colors. And that’s it. Boring to the max! But then again, it’s all my maternity crap, and I refuse to go buy new stuff until I knock the weight down and kill the paunch!
Can I just say that I love that your pants match your blog?! lol
I love this post!! So hilarious! Although I’m kind of a fashion blogger, I only post outfit photos once a week. I don’t know how people do it every single day!
~Sara
You know how much I love this. And, really even those fashion bloggers look completely ridiculous with the sultry poses. More like Sears or Kmart models! haha. I love you for all the reasons above. Heals are not my friend either. Yikes. That’s just an accident waiting to happen!
I’m with you on the sultry faces, I couldn’t do those at all. Major props to those adorable fashion bloggers, though!! 🙂
I can’t believe you mentioned me! I am SO FREAKING HONORED! I seriously feel like a gigantic dork when taking photos but really that’s who I am so I guess it makes sense. You are gorgeous!
Yes!! Same here <<< Can I get an “Amen” from all the goobers?! lol
AMEN momma! I HATE heels!
I love this post. I’m sure my husband would appreciate it if I looked nice once in a while. I surprised him by doing my hair and makeup one day and the look on his face was priceless. I can’t be a fashion blogger, but maybe I should do outfit pics, maybe once a month? haha
Hahaha! Oh, the reasons I love you! You’re gorgeous girl. AWESOME pictures!
This is hilarious! I wasn’t born to be a fashion blogger, that’s for sure! I’m with ya on the mascara and hair-in-a-bun thing 🙂
xo-lianne
i have no idea how they do it either. but part of my problem as you know is that it’s hard for me to find clothes where i live. i could post about how to look like a dork in another country. i think i could do quite well with that one actually.
You took the words right out of my mouth! I had the same thoughts just the other day.
LOVE THIS.
Every word.
I’m totally with you–how GINORMOUS do fashion bloggers’ closets have to be??? And their wallets??? I can’t even . . .
And, um, P.S. You look adorable! Love those jeans!
LOVE the color of those skinnies!!
Seriously. I have no idea how they do it? Heels? No thanks. Buying clothes? Too poor. Looking presentable every day? Yeah right. This post is spot on, Chelsea!
Same here, I wouldn’t be able to have time or money to keep up with getting new clothes or trying to find ways to mix it up. I actually used to be into fashion and cared a lot more about what I wore. I used to wear heels but now they’re just sitting in boxes and I keep telling myself I’ll wear them again one day. Since having kids, I can’t do the clothes and heels anymore. I Enjoyed reading this and it made me laugh. I think your outfit here is cute!
I like your outfit posts! And you! And you are SO sweet to have me on that list… it must be because we share a name 😉 Haha. I don’t do heels either- unless it’s like an unheard of occassion like going out somewhere super dressy or whatever. But you’ll never catch me in heels for real life, I’d feel like a goof toddling around the grocery store in them hahaa.
This is so great and I love those green pants! 🙂
i have no idea how they do it either, looks so expensive!
You look so cute! I think you could totally pull it off! I however wear the same things almost every week, especially cause I have to dress nice for work and have only so many skirts and dressed.
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Good quality workmanship, material; the fit matched the sizing details, which by the way was great; as i was lost until the seller compared their sizing to ‘women’ sizes. So pretty much all was as described.
Rebecca Minkoff Bag