And honestly? I’m only slightly joking by that statement. I think I would make a halfway decent choice up against the other not-even-close-to-decent choices we have running for both the Republican and Democratic party nominees. I mean, uffda, it’s rough out there this go ’round. I am joking though, I suppose. Guys, I’m not even old enough to run and I really don’t want to look like I’m 87 when I’d be 34 at the end of my eight years. Ya know what I mean?
I do, however, think we have one favorable candidate who just popped up on my radar. The choice is obvious. Well, Captain Obvious, to be exact!
And he just recently visited Wisconsin — take a listen:
I think I’m in love. Take a look and see what he had to say about your home state! I may have spent way too much time going through state by state. Florida, I feel ya with your state bird… those little buggers seek me out in the summertime!
But, seriously. I swore I would never discuss my political opinions on my blog, but Captain Obvious just really speaks to me, you know? I mean, what really matters in politics these days is love-ability, humor, and a little satire, right? Let’s just put aside all of the issues, and laugh together, shall we? Because I’m so ready for this political season to be over with!
Who are you voting for in this presidential election?
Just kidding, that’s a rude question.